Google Adwords intervention for ON-LOOKING program at or-bits.com

I have continued my Google Adwords experiments for the latest program at or​-bits​.com. It starts by hijacking Marialaura Ghidini’s curatorial statement with inappropriate ad links, and ends with poetry experiments on Google​.com. Over the course of the program I will attempt to create a self-​​sustaining economy in which advertising on the site pays for advertising to the site. Please do not click the links on Google​.com or this will surely fail.

IN OTHER WORDS:

or​-bits​.com presents
ON-​​LOOKING, its third online programme.

Featuring works by:
ALEXANDRA… Read more »

The Oaf's Calling Card

Includes signature, date and space inside for a personalized message. Perfect for: blackout drunks with foresight, klutzes, cads, spouses of the pathologically inconsiderate, awkward conversationalists with a certain self-awareness, avoiders of direct conflict

What is the best thing to do with your mind?

What you should do today 5/14/10

What you should do today is go outside to the street your home or building is on and turn left. If the sun is at your face, walk for 2 minutes. If the sun is at your back, take the next available right and walk for 3 minutes. Stop. Find the nearest tree, bush, shrub, lawn or natural element. Crouch there, and use whatever you can find around you to build something small. Think of it as a tiny monument. Spend no more than 5 minutes building. When you are… Read more »

Todays Instructions:

A Guide to Simulating Andrew Venell

Users interested in controlling their own virtual Andrew Venell for purposes of experimentation or companionship are invited to download the following character package file for use in The Sims 2 computer game: Andrew Venell Simulation Pack v. 1.0

A Guide to Simulating Andrew VenellAndrew Venell Simulation Pack
Version 1.0
ZIP Archive, 426 k

Instructions for use:

With the exception of a few minor details1 the Andrew Venell package has been carefully crafted to provide the closest possible simulation of Andrew Venell–how he would appear and behave in whatever scenarios you devise within your virtual Sims world.

To use the package, download the linked file and unzip. Double click on AndrewVenell.Sims2Pack and allow the Installer to add the package to your Sims game. Now start the Sims2 application and create a family to use your new character (instructions on using downloaded Sims can be found here).

A Guide to Simulating Andrew Venell

Andrew Venell should be the first option available to you under faces. The physical characteristics are complete, but you will still have to clothe your Andrew Venell simulation in accurate clothing and choose the proper personality attributes. Choose Step 5 and select the first available full wardrobe under “everyday” wear, which should be a handsome button down/​jeans/​sneakers combination called “andyclothes.” These represent a fairly close approximation of Andrew Venell’s daily wardrobe, which usually combines a dark, tailored button down shirt with jeans and bright sneakers.

Andrew Venell clothing

The final and most important configuration involves simulating Andrew Venell’s unique personality traits. Select Step 6. For your character’s “Aspiration,” choose the “Knowledge Aspiration.” Andrew Venell values intellectual pursuits slightly higher than companionship or weak-​​minded desires for fame. Under Personality, choose “Capricorn” (Andrew Venell’s astrological sign), but modify the various parameters according to the image to the left.

Note that this transforms Andrew Venell (inaccurately) into a Virgo, but matches more closely his individual personality, which involves an extreme neatness, general unsociability, average initiative and playfulness, and a slight tendency towards negativity.

A Guide to Simulating Andrew Venell

As specified above, your Andrew Venell should provide you with an accurate simulation of the actual Andrew Venell, particularly if you choose to place him in situations that test his personal characteristics (e.g., an especially dirty or crowded room, a room with a computer, a yard with expansive views). Enjoy your simulated Andrew Venell, and please provide him with adequate care.

1A final note: certain limitations with the Sims 2 program are responsible for a few minor discrepancies between Andrew Venell and the simulated Andrew Venell. To wit: The Sims 2 character creation tool does not account for those with prodigious widow’s peaks, nor for those who favor their plastic glasses with only a half rim, in the old-​​fashioned style. More seriously, the Sims characters tend to go about their business with an affable but somewhat docile and idiotic smile on their faces, an expression only found on Andrew Venell in extremely rare cases.

A Guide to Simulating Andrew Venell

Society for Urban Play

Flyers handed to pedestrians in downtown San Francisco propose turning the commute into a kind of game (2003)

Where Do You Find Yourself?

An interactive audio tour of San Francisco’s Dog Patch (2003). Download Where Do You Find Yourself. Start with track 1 and set your iPod to shuffle.