Andrew Venell » limited edition http://andrewvenell.com American Multimedia Artist, San Francisco, CA Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:31:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Oaf’s Calling Card http://andrewvenell.com/blog/writing/the-oafs-calling-card/ http://andrewvenell.com/blog/writing/the-oafs-calling-card/#comments Mon, 14 Jun 2010 20:17:25 +0000 Andrew http://andrewvenell.com/?p=2307 This post uses formatting that will probably look better online. View it here: The Oaf’s Calling Card

Includes signature, date and space inside for a personalized message. Perfect for: blackout drunks with foresight, klutzes, cads, spouses of the pathologically inconsiderate, awkward conversationalists with a certain self-awareness, avoiders of direct conflict

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Includes signature, date and space inside for a personalized message. Perfect for:

  • blackout drunks with foresight
  • klutzes
  • cads
  • spouses of the pathologically inconsiderate
  • awkward conversationalists with a certain self-awareness
  • avoiders of direct conflict
The Oaf’s Calling Card
Version 1.0
PDF template, 889 k
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download Color Field Televisiondownload A Moment of Silence.tvdownload Escape

Color Field Television, A Moment of Silence and Escape are now available as Mac screensavers1. Click the images above to download. To install, unzip the files and double-click. Your computer will do the rest2.

1These files are not compatible with Snow Leopard, because I haven’t found a method that makes them 64-bit. It doesn’t matter, because no one uses screensavers anymore anyway.

2If you like, you can manually drag the files to Library > Screen Savers and use your System Preferences to set.

]]> http://andrewvenell.com/blog/work-in-progress/unlimited-edition-03-mac-screensavers/feed/ 0 Dr Cotter’s Taint Wash – Limited Edition 02 http://andrewvenell.com/blog/thing-a-day/dr-cotters-taint-wash-limited-edition-02/ http://andrewvenell.com/blog/thing-a-day/dr-cotters-taint-wash-limited-edition-02/#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:42:33 +0000 Andrew http://andrewvenell.com/?p=1554 This post uses formatting that will probably look better online. View it here: Dr Cotter’s Taint Wash – Limited Edition 02

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This is a real product, more or less. Edition of 5, $75 plus shipping. What are you waiting for, weirdo?

Where's my taint warsh?

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Andrew Venell Fanclub Induction Kit

The first in a series of limited edition commodities.
Andrew Venell Fanclub Induction Kit.
$3 plus shipping or whatever. Edition of 20, signed and numbered by artist.

Order now, you goof.

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