- Fireland (“You want a mint?” “I’m good.” “I said do you…)
“Your breath smells like the — and I do not use this word lightly — but it smells like the Holocaust.”
“Well, I’m on this cabbage diet until I can feel comfortable riding a bus with my shirt off.”
Sometimes I wish there were a button I could use to “favorite” Josh Allen’s entire life.
- More of the Best | MetaFilter The Best of American Crime Reporting, online, 2007–2009.
Please enjoy: links for 08/20/10
Please enjoy: links for 08/06/10
- extracts of local distance “Countless fragments of existing architectural photography are merged into multilayered shapes. The resulting collages introduce a third abstract point of view next to the original ones of architect and photographer.”
- How facts backfire — The Boston Globe
“The last five decades of political science have definitively established that most modern-day Americans lack even a basic understanding of how their country works.”
Is all this new research into cognitive biases and the myth of free will just laying the groundwork for some future
Captain Smash Adventures #101
So I’m sitting on the floor amidst all these half-unpacked boxes in my shitty motel room by the highway, the stripper I’ve been “running into” on a pretty regular basis idly picking a scab in my hand-me-down armchair.
We’re waiting for my recently-ex-wife to drop off the kid so I can feel shitty about myself for a weekend as he smirks and mutters his way through whatever activities I can come up with that don’t involve him staring at the computer while I get slowly drunk in… Read more »
Please enjoy: links for 06/16/10
- or-bits.com > ON-LOOKING > ANDREW VENELL
- Annals of Americus | Notes from the Desk of Matthew Newton Go for the links, stay for the slow unspooling of the myth of the American Dream.
- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows
“contact high-five: n. an innocuous touch by someone just doing their job… a feeling of connection so stupefyingly simple that it cheapens the power of the written word, so that by the year 2025, aspiring novelists would be better off just giving people a hug.”
Pretty great.
The Conventionally Attractive Man in the Cave of Sorrow, Part I
The conventionally attractive man is leaning back with his legs propped on his desk, pondering the late afternoon sunlight. After a few hours his phone rings. There is a great static on the other line, but with his superior powers of hearing he can just make out the words:
“Thank god you’re there–ssssssk–Lord Death Man–dzzzz–my sister–kkktsssss–the Cave of Sorrow! Help me–ssszzz–!”
“I AM ON THE CASE!” The conventionally attractive man always yells when he is on the phone.
He stands holding the phone to his ear a moment longer,… Read more »
Official report: "Picture the worst thing happening"
Events too terrible to describe with language continue to unfold this week below the Earth's fragile crust, according to a spokesperson for the Ministry of Unexplainable Affairs. A Ministry official who spoke to CNN on condition of anonymity Thursday reported that even more horrors can be expected over the coming weeks in the dark world below the world, where millions survive in untold agony...