The Oaf's Calling Card
Includes signature, date and space inside for a personalized message. Perfect for: blackout drunks with foresight, klutzes, cads, spouses of the pathologically inconsiderate, awkward conversationalists with a certain self-awareness, avoiders of direct conflict
What you should do today 5/14/10
What you should do today is go outside to the street your home or building is on and turn left. If the sun is at your face, walk for 2 minutes. If the sun is at your back, take the next available right and walk for 3 minutes. Stop. Find the nearest tree, bush, shrub, lawn or natural element. Crouch there, and use whatever you can find around you to build something small. Think of it as a tiny monument. Spend no more than 5 minutes building. When you are… Read more »
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Kasmarck exkto peeble Radio lite feem |
Last thinkments Brain fertilizer (for zombies) |
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STND PRTS |
Pantone Death Muscle |
Data loss ++++++++++ |
headlines & glut |
