1. Glasses. Smart!
2. Hearing Aid. Subtle and dignified.
3. Moustache. Molesty!
4. Goatee. “Chin strap.” Pair with moustache for extra success.
5. Beard! So trendy!
6. Paint-on mole. Dead stripper.
7. Scars! Mysterious!
8. Piercings. Shiny!
9. Tattoo. Danger!
FACE HACKS!